A letter to Ex-Girl Friend

Dear Monika,

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating dating.

Every very lovers need needs to struggle a bit to get a b boy friend or girl friend.

Monika … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love love, from all my past experience experiences I have learned a lot.

When the love blossom blossoms everyone starts writing love letter letters, you know very well , well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONIKA , and it’s a time consuming work work, I , In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put correct corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing other MO NI KA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this i is the only photo I look very s cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend l lot of monies ot for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest earliest.

The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting Rs. ,1499 Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, – Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please lease calculate the value of pack packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to y your new our BF.

Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don’t think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay pay.

Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th th love affair with Mark

Your Ex Ex-lover ….